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Youkilis, Sambataro split

Posted by Bill Koch on August 13, 2010

This had to have been Enza Sambataro’s idea.

There’s no way that Kevin Youkilis would leave his smokeshow girlfriend and their seemingly perfect little life in the Boston suburbs, is there?

That’s what you initially might think. You’re wrong.

No new details have emerged over the course of today, but news broke this morning that Youkilis and Sambataro are on the rocks. She resigned as the CEO of his charity, Hits for Kids, and is moving out of the home they shared with her son from a previous relationship. Sambataro, who previously dated Ben Affleck, shouldn’t have much trouble snagging someone rich and famous to help her land on her feet.

As for Youkilis, don’t worry about him. You actually thought he was traveling with the team to avoid a similar controversy to the one Jacoby Ellsbury endured while he was on the DL? No chance. The road offers and endless supply of women in various cities, and Youkilis is officially back on the market. Pay no attention to the fact that he might beat Shrek and The Donkey in an ugly contest – that $40-million contract makes him pretty damn sexy to plenty of females out there.

As we’ve told you here at Ramble On many times before, professional athletes play by different rules. Look no further than Tiger Woods to figure out how different life is when you’re rich and famous beyond your wildest dreams. Tiger was married to one of the most beautiful women in the world, the ravishing Elin Nordegren, and cheated on her with a collection of skanks, escorts and pornstars that would make Ron Jeremy blush. The message was clear – show me the world’s most beautiful woman, and I’ll show you a man who’s tired of sleeping with her. Don’t think for a second that Youkilis would be any different.

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    He was on the sidelines for the Pats preseason game. Scoping cheerleaders?

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